Kip: Hi

Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. What do you need?

Kip: I'm really busy right now.

Kip: Why?

Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?

Kip: No.

Kip: What?

Kip: No, Napoleon

Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

Kip: See ya.

Kip: I love the way... your sandy hair... floats in the air. To me it's like a lullaby. I'm just flying by, oh, so high... like a kite tied to a stake.

Kip: What?

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Kip: Let me see what your best move is.

Kip: Geez!

Kip: Your mom goes to college.

Kip: It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.

Kip: Geez!

Kip: Ouch.

Kip: Well, that place was a rip-off.

Kip: So, when's Grandma coming back?

Kip: I don't mind if you stay.

Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.

Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

Kip: So, you and Tammy still together?

Kip: Why is that?

Kip: Really?

Kip: Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. I'm just really tryin' to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days.

Kip: She's uh-- she's got sandy blonde hair. She's, uh, pretty-look-- pretty good-looking face, but... I'm just gettin' really-- just kinda T.O.'d because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Kip: Really? That sounds pretty good.

Kip: Aare you serious?

Kip: That's what I'm talkin' about.

Kip: Easy. I've already looked into it for myself.

Kip: So, how long are we talkin' about workin'?

Kip: No. I just-- I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.

Kip: All right.

Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe. Maybe not. I don't know.

Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.

Kip: That's a good idea. Please. Please. Be good to me. Please, keep going. Dead on. Dead on. Yes!

Kip: Well, that's the problem right now. At the moment, nothing comes to mind.

Kip: How about some gold bracelets?

Kip: That's true. That's true.

Kip: You can say that again.

Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?

Kip: Dang it.

Kip: Ow!

Kip: Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!

Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.

Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding?

Kip: Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.

Kip: Don't touch it. It's Uncle Rico's.

Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. He bought it online.

Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

Kip: No. So, are you ready?

Kip: So, that guy in Florida give you your money back yet?

Kip: I guess so.

Kip: I've already got a soul mate.

Kip: Lafawnduh.

Kip: Well, I think I'm gonna need some time off. She's flyin' out from Detroit for a few days.

Kip: Yes.

Kip: Basically.

Kip: Because she doesn't need any. That's why.

Kip: Well, my chores are done. So, you ready, Lafawnduh?

Kip: Sorry, Napoleon. We're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib. Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me.

Kip: Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm a hundred percent positive that she's my soul mate. Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.