Deb: Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?

Deb: Because for a limited time only glamour shots by Deb are 75% off.

Deb: Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts.

Deb: In here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.

Deb: Well, is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college.

Deb: Where's your locker?

Deb: What are you drawing?

Deb: What's a liger?

Deb: Hmm. Where's your friend?

Deb: No.

Deb: Do you need a ride?

Deb: Oh.

Deb: Okay. Turn your head on more of a slant. Now, make a fist and slowly ease it up underneath your chin. This is looking really good.

Deb: Okay, hold still right there. Now, just image you're weightless. You're in the middle of the ocean... surrounded by tiny little sea horses. That was the one. I think that's gonna come out really nice.

Deb: No.

Deb: Yes.

Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.

Deb: No. We're just friends.

Deb: Pretty good. I could do a personal portrait sometime...if you wanted to come over.

Deb: There's just so many options.

Deb: You know, you're right. That's a good one.

Deb: I think this matches your season, Pedro.

Deb: Are you disqualified?

Deb: Can you still run for president?

Deb: Your hair looked great today.

Deb: All right. See you tomorrow, Pedro.

Deb: Is this what you were looking for?

Deb: Hmm. Well... I have a nice, soft pink sheet I could hang... and I could wrap you in some foam or... something billowy?

Deb: It'd be really nice if I could get the fan going. I could hang some tinsel from the top.

Deb: Mr. Rico?

Deb: What are you doing?

Deb: Napoleon?

Deb: Napoleon?

Deb: It's Deb... and I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.

Deb: Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me.

Deb: I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?